Victory for LSU
Posted by Crocodile Bar and Cabanas on January 12, 2020, 11:12 pm
Despite the lack of posts, Mateo promises he's still alive. Eating lots of salad allows him to work 14-hour days and still have time to whup Oxxo in court.
Lunes, Jan. 13
Juanito will play at 530 p.m., hopefully with a special guest. At 7:15 p.m., you may watch LSU pummel Clemson for the national championship. We will serve hamburgers and you will love them.
Martes, Jan. 14
Chava totally rocked the house last week and he will do the same this week. Let's pack the place again at 6 p.m.
Miércoles, Jan. 15
Juanito comes back at 6 p.m. and we will offer more specials. All the vegetarians who have not showed up for the salad bar this year will get a big surprise.
Jueves, Jan. 16
Come enjoy the sweet sounds of Michel for his final Thursday night show of the year.
Viernes, Jan. 17
Juanito will play some cool music. He has an incredible range of styles and he and no two shows are alike.
Sábado, Jan. 18
The Taco Chronicles!
Andrea will make handmade tortillas for your delicious tacos while we watch the Netflix documentary about tacos. Pro tip: If you don't like tacos, order an extra margarita for sustenance.
Domingo, Jan. 19
NFL conference championship
Mateo has not found as much success in suing the NFL for pain and suffering, but at least LSU will finish the year undefeated.
Spanish classes, Monday-Friday, 1-3 p.m.
Daily breakfast buffet, 9-11 a.m.
Sunday breakfast buffet, 10 a.m.-12 p.m.
Daily salad bar, 1 p.m.-3 p.m.
Or just come by the bar and first ask Mateo 3796 questions about massages, rentals down the beach, reasons for smoking, or anything else to slow down the nice folks who have been patiently waiting to get their bacon.