And I'm a world champion in slow pitch softball. I tried out for baseball and since I was 10 yrs older then all the kids in college, I figured I had a chance at starting. But the coach said I wasn't good enough. So I started shooting steroids and working out. I got so cut and built, but I can't get rid of the pimples on my back. Anyways, even though I never played good for TMT, I'm still going to post on Facebook about how I'm a world champion. In underhand. I'm gunna wear my ring everywhere even though I really didn't earn it with this team.