Re: Mega Millions
I'm going to sit on the interest until I have 535 million dollars, then I'm going to pay 1 million cash (or, in the case of Ron and Rand Paul, gold doubloons) to every member of congress to get the f_ck out. Because there will be inevitable hold outs, I will spend the remainder on buying Tyler Perry's archipelago and living like Howard Hughes. Then, I will release each of my friends into the wilds of one of my islands where I will proceed to hunt them down to the last man/woman. "I'm coming for you, Tim!" At the end of my adventures, hopefully I will succumb to some cruel twist of fate - the way that all of JJ's lottery fantasies always ended.
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