What about the ol' Slippery Towel move?
"For the first hour, the massage was without incident, other than he kept purposely sliding the towel down that covered his buttocks to reveal about half of gluteus area. This back-and-forth activity of Defendant sliding it down, and then Plaintiff would slide it back up occurred over 10 times in the first hour."
Also, the ol' Harry and the Hendersons:
"Plaintiff moved away from Defendant, who then lumbered to his feet and began to move towards Plaintiff with erect penis bouncing around with stride."
Also, how do you read that pick up line of his? I think it's "Come on, dude. I'll jerk you off." Like he's emphasizing that there won't be won't work required on the masseuse's part.
Best,
Tim.
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