Are you there, Board? It's me, Peyton. Sometimes I think you don't exist, board. You never answer my posts, even when they're about something as sexxy as Dino-erotica. I mean, what's more erotic than T-Rex on human action? I know! Nothing. I guess everyone's so busy with their lives, mostly baby stuff I guess.
It's ok, board. I know you're not really real, just like God. But I'll keep posting anyway. Like for instance, did you know about this? I'm way behind the times so I didn't find out until recently.
It reminds me of another great song by Harris Wittels and Paul Rust ...
Speaking of new music, board, do you have any suggestions? I got nuthin'
PS - I finally got my period.