They find Jerys body in the forest
I was talking about this with (threatening to do it to) Greg the other day, but I think it will help you too. I'll just start a bunch of new twitter handles: @therealtimmurphy, @gregguenthnerisbuddybeefcurtains, and @rachellelacroixxx. Then I'll tweet celebrity death notices, my high fidelity 2000 reboot ideas, or just awesome gibbersh. You'll be verified within a week!
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By the way, I just read about this awesome form of Twitter / comment trolling. It's called schrabbing
Examples:
Nathan Fielder, host of the series “Nathan for You,” posted a tweet with a link to a clip of his appearance on “Late Night With David Letterman” and Schrab replied with a question that was answered in the very tweet he was responding to:
@nathanfielder do you have a link to it?
— Rob Schrab (@RobSchrab) July 18, 2014
@steveagee: Who wants a Panasonic DVX 100B? I'll throw in a cassette player.
@RobSchrab: How many b is it?
I say that we immediately start a trolling campaign on Buddy's page. This seems like the best way to do it:
Fake News RTs
Fake manual RTs. I learned this from a few legends. Just write R and then T and then @Reuters or @AFP and invent the news. I did it many times to @FedEx and @UPS. It’s fun to cut half a news tweet and add any other news bit that you may believe in. The Onion does too, obviously, but it tells everyone it’s satire, so why do they even bother? If the Onion love it so much when a Chinese site accidentally takes them seriously, why not change their name to RT @AP and get it over with?