I shot out of the back faster than Usain Bolt out of the starter blocks, missed the chilly bin, hit the ground, tripped on a rock, did a sommersault with a triple twist, landed, went through my chair which catapaulted me into the air, during which I managed a glorious swandive with a half pike only to land face first in the sand some 15 meters from where I started.
I got up sanded myself off and promptly looked around to make sure no one had seen this act. Then brain engaged again and I remembered the rod. I rushed to it, struck the hook only to see a B####Y seagull tangled in the line. But like a trooper I rescued the afore mentioned bird and sent it on its way, though, only after I had cut the line on the wrong side and didnt realise I had done so until I went to pick up my sinker only to find it was only a peice of driftwood and my sinker was still some 20m out to sea.
All this after I had to rescue my wagon from a swamp which took 2 hours but that is another story.
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