I just had some poor deluded so and so, ask if there was a opening for a club record shore caught poo??, if so how many pounds does it have to be? and what are the minimum size requirements???. He had mentioned, something along the lines of having a large bowel movement, which started with a bit of farting and carrying on, then pinching the tip as he was as Quoted"Getting close to cloth". He then released what he estimated around to be what he thought was, around a 3 and a half pound, humped backed poo, which when released into the confines of his white tank, lost some of its skin on the side. It made a large watery back splash which wet the cheeks of his arse, then he hurdley estimaed its weight before he released it into the open. Now we know all fishermen are liers in some form, and it is my guess the live weight was probably only 2 and three quarter pounds due to the loss of its skin, however chances are it would have entangled itself in the assailents toilet paper. Anyhow the phone call was as you have read very particular, graphic, and disturbing, but the hard case thing was this club member, had set out to recapture his, own poo in a faint attempt at fame, and self satisfaction, a new club record. He claims he had achieved this mean feet?, i was bewildered as to why any sain man would do this, why????, its just not right for christs sake!!. He claims he had attached, a 5/0 hook with a piece of occy out into the waters of east clive (SHITHOLE), and FLOATERED, his bait. It didnt take long and after what he claims was a drawn out battle, due to the attaching of other FOREIGN bodies (Used joes, tampons, falseteeths, nappies, and several strands of slimy toilet paper), he had beached in front of him what he claims to be his last 2 nights dinner, a giant 3 n a half pound turd!!. He then asks if he could come round and weigh it?. I just told him he was a sick f#%K, and hung up in his ear. Can you believe that someone would do such a thing then, tell someone all about it in such disturbing detail??, now that is why i dont fish eastclive!!! Bloody sh!thole.