Thats what its meant to be Snappa a good laugh. Where else are you going to get this entertainment.
I dare'nt leave him at home though because if I do I'll never hear the end of it and have him stalking me from Porongahau to Aropauanui accusing me of costing him the competition which he is determined to win if only he can catch more lemons.
If I were you I'd be posting an armed guard around your truck for the next few field weekends. There is no telling what this points possessed man is capable of.