Maybe it makes sense to thoseo who have seen the film.

I've been watching some more adult films lately and you know what's weird? Women in softcore or amateur stuff covering their pussy. They're totally naked, tits out and everything, and they cover the pussy with their hands.

Are there people out there who like seeing vaginas? Alternatively, are there people out there who are repulsed by vaginas? And I appreciate that vagina is really the correct term because that's the inside part or something but I don't want to keep using "pussy" or possibly "vulva".

I think I'm in the vast majority of men when I say I don't care at all about pussies. At least aestetically. So why the covering? In cases where they later take their hands away, the reaction is always total indifference. "Oh. A pussy. Big deal. I'm going to go back to focusing on the tits."

I suppose that you see this also in the erotic dancing circuit. You have topless dance places and fully nude. Topless tends to be more upscale. As far as I'm concerned, I'd probably prefer fully nude but don't really care if it's just topless. Are people looking at pussies?

So this might go counter to my initial complaint about women covering their pussies but it's just the irrational nature of it that annoys me. I don't want to see the pussy but by covering it you're suggesting that I do. Or perhaps that it's so repulsive that I don't. But I can assure you that I don't care. They all look pretty much the same and it's neither erotic nor unpleasant.

First few times I had sex with my ladyfriend she covered her pussy at first. "There must be something really wrong with it" I thought. No. It's just a normal pussy.

I'm further reminded of a joke that my friend told in the 7th grade or so involving a naked woman using a shoe to cover herself. "Where did she cover herself" an associate asked. "You know", said my friend. We were still unsure but he carried on with the joke.

I, like my associate hearing the joke, assumed that it was a big shoe and she was covering her tits. Because why would she cover her pussy? Nobody cares about that. It was only many years later that I got the joke but by then I forgot the punchline.

So my advice to the softcore porn ladies out there is to stop covering your pussy with your hands because it's distracting and everybody is looking at your boobs anyway.

In other news, I'm really concerned about this job now. It looks like a totally dead industry just propped up by nine elderly women taking notes the way Charles Dickens did. Well...I could start looking for work in the US today and leave at any time. Would also solve the problem of this flat being total shit.