Hey, H.O.T.S. is available on Daily Motion.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qaq74

This is one of the few DVDs that I own. I can't remember how I acquired it. Oh. I think I got an Amazon gift card for Christmas ages ago and I used it to buy some softcore porn films because I couldn't think of anything else to get.

Anyway, skip to 1.33.00. It's the famous topless huddle scene. Not my favourite. There are much better shots of Lisa London's giant boobs in the film but the huddle is the one that people talk about.

So backtracking a bit, they're playing a game of strip American football. When a touchdown is scored, the opposing team must remove an item of clothing.

The huddle then. The protagonists are down to their bikini bottoms. Somebody says, "If they score another touchdown, we lose the game". Somebody else replies "That's not all we lose" implying the bikini bottoms.

It's a topic that I've discussed just recently but WHO CARES? You're already topless. And you're just wearing bikini bottoms.

What do they think that people want to see? Some late 70s unshaven pubic hair? I don't think that an exposed buttocks is the concern. It's the vaginal stuff.

First of all, the camera work in the film isn't very good. You can't really see the boobs clearly nevermind any potential vaginas.

Secondly, in-character, the fans are sitting on bleachers even further than this cameraman. There's no way that they can see anything. Not even tits. Frankly, I'm surprised that this thing got much of a crowd. I think that nobody there has binoculars.

So another example of this vagina mystery. Either I'm possibly gay and heterosexual men like looking at vaginas or women have a grossly over-inflated sense of the aestetical appeal of the vulva.

You see this in strip poker porn scenarios and similar things. The bra comes off before the panties. It's backwards. Nobody cares about the pussy. A smart strategy would be to take everything off the bottom half first even before you take your shirt off.

When has anybody ever commented on nice vaginas? Very rarely you'll see comments on porn sites about bad vaginas (mostly in regard to a freakishly large clitoris). But otherwise, never. People comment on boobs, buttocks, even legs to a much lesser extent. Face. But vagina? Virtually never. People don't care about this shit. And by "people" I mean "men".

Going to Edinburgh again tomorrow. Not looking forward to that. There were big problems on Friday when I went. Thought I was going to lose my job. Thought it was going to be in the newspapers. But the guy I work for supported me 100%.

Let's see Tinder. Talking to another girl there. Not so into her. Not that I'm into the other girl either but...even less so. This woman is 27, red hair, looks very Scottish, a few extra pounds.

But yeah, seems a bit dim. And she apparently went to university. Life-long Glaswegian. Works in a charity. Hmm. Maybe if she'd show me her sexy vagina it would really get me fired up.

Actually, do you suppose the hair down there is also red? I'm thinking yes. That is sort of interesting, I guess.