Hey, a "super like" on Tinder. At first, I thought it was an American because she had an American university in her profile. Plus, she only lives 1 mile away from me. So makes total sense. An American who lives nearby super likes me.

But after I did some Facebook stalking, no. It's just some 24 year old Scottish junkie. I don't know why the superlike. Possibly she was high at the time. She hasn't replied to my message and I doubt she will.

Let's see. Is there any news? Been packing the days. Not overstuffed, mind you. But more than usual.

I used to not like doing more than one thing a day. So like if I went to the grocery store, that was it. My day was complete. I wasn't going to pay bills, take a shower, go to the bank, nothing. So with this as a base, I'm doing more.

But yeah, yesterday. My case was cancelled so I came home and did 30 minutes of this transcript, took a three hour nap, worked out, heat up some fajitas, and that's it. Totally full day.

Today, worked a full day so had to skip the nap. Also skipped the working out because I've done that the past three days so can afford to miss one. And heat up some fajitas. Not a bad day.

It's nearly four months and I'm still lifting these weights. That's pretty good. 48 days of actually working out.

Back on the subject of Scottish pronunciations, I've heard both "ass" and "asshole" clear as day from two different people so I'm pretty sure that they don't say "arse" here. And why would they? Why would anyway? We all know that an ass is a donkey. But where does "arse" come from? It's obviously a woeful mispronunciation of "ass".

I'm going out on a limb here and saying that they also pronounce "paedophile" with a short "e" (as they do in the US) as opposed to the hilarious long "e" version one finds in England.

I'll be damned, I even have a vague recollection of hearing "jalepeno" with an "h" sound being uttered in a Scottish Subway. And that was in a small town to boot.

I just want to sleep but it's too early. 9.30. have to wake up at 7.30. Ten hours. I did that last night but I woke up a bunch of times with an erection. It got to the point where I had to ask myself, "Would masturbating solve this problem?" I tested this theory at like 4.00 am, even watched some porn, but after about ten minutes of this I realised that it wasn't happening and just went back to sleep.

I've been watching some of that Mia Khalifa stuff recently. She's the porn star of the moment. Or at least was about a year ago. I find her annoying as shit personality-wise. All that support of college "football" teams...this is just stupid. And the Lebanese nationalism doesn't appeal. But she has big fake tits and has intercourse with a bunch of dudes so it works for me.

Let's check Youtube. Maybe something going on there. No. I'm watching a lot of BBC 4 nowadays. It's painful.

Nothing on Cinemassacre. James and Mike are such enormous douchebags but I still watch their shit.

Watching some boring bullshit about Romans on BBC4.

No, I can't do this. It's 9.45. That's late enough. Sleep time for me.