Maybe it's because the joke is so dated. It starts with a puppy rearing up on the tv and Lisa saying, "Aw. He thinks he's one of the Models Inc". Then the cat does it and the family gets angry.
Models Inc was a short-lived show on Fox. I think it was a spin off of...Beverly Hills 90210 or Melrose Place or something. I think Melrose Place might have been a spin off of Beverly Hills 90210. I've never seen a single minute of any of those shows, by the way.
Models Inc was only on for one or two seasons.
Somebody just rang my bell. It's 9.00 pm. It seems to have been somebody who lives here because somebody else apparently buzzed them in.
That kind of stuff really pisses me off. I didn't answer, by the way. Why is somebody buzzing my door and particularly at this time of night? Why don't you have keys? Sure, we all forget our keys sometimes but if you don't have keys, how do you expect to get into your flat? Are you just going to sit in the communal area until you can call the landlord tomorrow morning?
Actually, they must have left their flat unlocked if they don't have keys because you have to manually lock it as you leave. So you just had your flat open all this time and forgot to bring your keys with you?
This is all moot because I suspect that the person had somebody in the flat waiting for them but for whatever reason, chose to ring everybody's doorbell. For what purpose? I don't do that. So why do it to me? If it's an alcohol-related issue, can I suggest consuming less alcohol?
Earlier, there was some woman screaming outside and a car sped away. Then she's there carrying on for a good while longer. Possibly had a child with her. I heard the door to this block of flats open a few times. I don't know if it was somebody going to see what the problem was or this woman coming in because she lives here or both. I just opened the blinds, saw that it was nothing I wanted to get involved with, and went back to eating my square Scottish sausage.
She picked the guy. You like the bad boys, honey, this is what happens. Don't go disturbing my quiet enjoyment of the property over your poor choices.
So maybe this is related. But I hate this doorbell --
Damn it. Knock on the door. Policewoman. Wants to know if I saw anything at about 7.30. I said a crying woman and a car drive away. She reads this back as, "a lassie crying and a car drive away". Said they may come back later for a full statement.
Well, whatever. If it will get some scumbag off the street, I'm happy to do it.
I thought this knock on the door was about this package that was delivered a couple days ago. I signed for it. It was for a flat upstairs. They haven't collected it yet. This weekend, I'm going to have to go up there and see if anyone is in.
Maybe this is all related. The guy was angry about not receiving his package.
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