Holy crap. Starting next year, they're going to allow girls into the Boy Scouts. Before I heard this news, I was lamenting the fact that the Boy Scouts probably just aren't popular with the kids today. But now...they deserve to go away. You can't have girls in the Boy Scouts. That's what the Girl Scouts are for.

I also read about the Boy Scouts letting fudge packers in and stuff like this. I mean, what the hell? Keep gay men away from kids, that's just common sense. And gay scouts? As long as they're not bumming the other scouts, I don't really see a problem with it. Just don't be too flamboyant. But gay adults, yeah, keep them away from the boys. Boys are exposed to enough faggotry in the schools what with 90% of male elementary school teachers being gay.

Aren't the Boy Scouts a Christian organisation anyway? I could swear I got some sort of Christian medal as a Cub Scout or Wolf Scout or whatever. I think there were Bear Scouts too. It's all the same shit, just a different coloured scarf.

According to Wikipedia, they are not a religious group. That's weird. The meetings were held in the church. There was an oath to God at every meeting.

Anyway, I ordered some Indian food yesterday. There was a brief period when I was interested in exploring Indian cuisine but those days are over. It's just bad value for money and the food isn't very good.

For £18, I got two curry things in a rectangular takeaway pan, white boiled rice, and garlic naan. That's £20 with the tip. They included some papadoms or whatever and two dipping sauces. This was all 20% off. It cost me the same as two pizzas from Papa Johns on Two for Tuesday.

I ate the first curry with the bread because the bread gets stale and you can't reheat it. The bread was badly burned. Maybe that's why they gave me the unexpected papadoms.

Speaking of which, those dips were disgusting. One was a thing of onions and one was some pink dip that smelled like...I don't know...sweet chili sauce or something. I didn't want to taste it. I like sweet chili sauce but this stuff was as pink as Pepto Bismol.

Then I had the other curry today. The boiled rice was literally like a handful of rice in a little plastic bag. They didn't even put it in a plastic tray. I don't think that they make plastic trays small enough. It was a little bag of just regular old boiled white rice and it cost me like £1.50. You can buy a two pound bag of uncooked rice for £1.50.

So £10 a meal. I don't know. You figure that you can go to KFC and get a meal for £5. Yes, the Indian food is better quality, probably even twice as good quality-wise and you get a bigger meal but it just doesn't seem like value for money when you compare it to pizza which lasts for days for the same price.

And it doesn't taste good. You get about eight little chunks of chicken or lamb in a sauce. I don't like it.

Then there's the toilet problems. Yes, if you get a hot pepper passion or whatever pizza, it will really clean you out. But if you don't want that, there are other pizzas out there. With Indian food, it all gives you diarhea. And unlike the hot pepper passion pizza diarhea where the diarhea is a welcome cleaning, Indian food diarhea makes you feel sick for days.

I'm not even getting spicy curry. This is as mild as it gets. But it still gives sickly diarhea.

But yeah, that bag of rice. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in a takeaway. They didn't even have other types of rice. Just this boiled rice in a bag for £1.50.

In other news, I was offered a job in Abu Dhabi next week. Fortunately, I already had work booked because otherwise I'd have to consider it. Do I really want to go to Abu Dhabi, do a job that I don't think I'm qualified to do, and get paid only slightly more than what I get for jobs down the street? I wasn't even sure if Abu Dhabi was a real place or just the location that Garfield threatend to send Nermal to.

It would probably be hotter than shit too.