I know it's a little off topic. but once had a customer agree to the price of a new clutch, when he came to collect the car, he refused to pay, saying I never pay the quoted price as it goes against the grain and offered me £25 less. I told him I would keep his car until he did, and would charge him £12 per day storage. He ended up paying and stormed out saying he would never use me again. Wacko

Keith