Posted by Dave Tempest on July 12, 2003, 12:25 am, in reply to "Re: Exhibitors!"
Dear John, unfortunately we have had a request from Leeds council asking us to ensure that there are no 'ruffiuns' planning to stop in Leeds and cause havoc.
We have felt the need to offer yourself a 48 seater coach and driver just to ensure you do not :-
A - Burn down Leeds B - Walk round Leeds centre in the early hours dressed in a vest and shorts abusing the locals (as per training course) C - Dig up the turf as Elland Road as a souviner D - Fetch all your returns down to Leeds head office and demand credits :0)
Regards Troy.
P.S. Anyone wearing Newcastle tops will be removed by force, striped naked, and dragged testicle first round the Elland Rd carpark at the back of the groundsmans tractor. You have been warned!!!!!!!!!!!!!