Information Release :-

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise then while they are driving.

For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly, which includes :-

Overtaking in dangerous places,

Hovering within one inch of the car in front,

Stopping sharply,

Speeding in Residential areas,

Pulling out without indication,

Performing U turns inappropriately in busy streets,

Undertaking on Motorways,

Taking up more than one lane on multi lane roads, etc;

These drivers will be issued with flags, White with a Red Cross, signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.

Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills, will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence with regard to the general public.

Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

Whilst you drive your car with a pint of Dark in one hand and a Clarkies Pie in the other!

There's lovely isnit!

Andy