Hey. alla yall this is a short that was sorta amusing to me when it come about. This was years back when I was still drinking beer and didn't act like I had much sense. I walked in a country bar one evening and saw a good friend of mine siting on a barstool looking just as downmouthed as a person could. I asked him what was wrong, he was a truck driver, and he said he was carrying a load to Chicago and stopped at a small truckstop for a cup of coffee and while sittin there he saw a newspaper with this big bold headline. WOMAN IN CHICAGO GETS SHOT AND THE BULLET IS IN HER YET. And I just can't figure out where a woman's yet is.