Splitting hairs with no irony about what is or isn't genuinely "special". Ha. Gimme a frikkin' break.

Like many or too few humans I'm a Special Truth-Seeker, Special Activist.
A Special Unsung Hero.

Can I/we have a few medals please ?

I can manage without a green beret - I have a green conscience, green mission.
And I'll never be a b!**dy "veteran" eco-warrior or retired truth-teller, thanks - I'm far too special for that.