How many times a day are you STILL robotically moronically asked:

"Hi - how ya doin'? Alright?"

The still obligatory robotic response worldwide in all countries is still:

"Not so bad fine thanks - and yerself?"

And if you dare to look baffled or angry at the obligatory routine robot Q&A and dare to refer to the diabolical state of the world and Big Issues, your robotic but happy-smiley "How ya doin'?" interlocuter reacts with total bewilderment or irritation, right?

"Not so bad, fine thanks - and yerself?"

"Que tal - todo bien?"

"Que tal - todo bien?"

"Que tal - todo bien?"

"Que tal - todo bien?"