What a load of... bollocks! Whoops, sorry, that can't be right.

It really is a sign of a society with rulers that have gone mad, when some bloke, with a horny dick, can rape two women and then gets taken seriously when the ####er says he's really a woman, underneath. It weren't me, your Honour that done it! No, it was me dick 'n' balls, and I have no control over them bits... honest to God! The girlie part of me was... shocked. Send me dick to jail, but leave the rest of me outside. It's beyond my control.