All he had to do to be a really successful celeb was...support the Conservative party, be a personal "jester" for price (king) Charles and spend many happy Xmas's as a personal friend and guest staying at Chequers with the Tory prime minister.

Then he could have done whatever he wanted with a guaranteed establishment cover-up till he actually joined the corpses like the ones in the Stoke Mandeville hospital morgue that you used to fiddle with....couldn't he Mr Savile?