I've gone all Nostradamus here and am channelling future Guardian headlines. It will either be the one I've given or Brand's failure to have relationships with trans women speaking to his dreadful TERF tendencies.

Bad sexual manners isn't going to be enough to destroy Brand so he'll need to be labelled as a racist, anti-semitic, homophobic, transphobic - every weapon in the culture wars armoury. Remember, you read it here first.