Prince William becomes Great Master of the Order of the Bath.

To help him clean up his act?

Catherine is now a Companion of Honour, which recognises achievement in arts, medicine, sciences and public service.



And the Queen becomes the Grand Master of the Order of the British Empire

Grand Mistress, surely.

They will be seen as an acknowledgement of those keeping up official duties when royal numbers are diminished, including recognising the efforts of the Queen, who at the age of 76 has been attending events on behalf of the King.

It's a hard gig standing in for King Tampon.

Nothing for Harry. For shame.