Can't be doing with her!
The specs perched on her beak, fiddling with them, shoving them up and down when reading something...did she learn that pseudo-intellectual posturing from Melvin Bragg?
And then there is all the umming and ahing, like she is wrestling with the world's most complicated and intellectual issues.
If you sliced her up, she'd have "I talk BBC Bollox" written through her, like a stick of rock.