"British-made tanks are about to sweep Putin’s conscripts aside"

With the immortal lines:

"...As a former tank commander, I can say one thing for certain: Putin’s demoralised conscripts are utterly unprepared for the shock action now hitting their lines. Ukrainian armoured formations are beginning to meet Russian forces in battle, and they are going to pulverise Russia’s defensive lines."

-Not to forget the follow ups:

"The tank’s critics are about to be humiliated in Ukraine"

"...Russia has shown the world how not to do armoured warfare, but Challenger 2 will help Ukraine triumph..."

...and the last in his "Tank" oevre: the rip-roaring Fantasy -

"Ummm...The Challenger 2 tank crew...survived...maybe..."


Hamish is currently rumoured to be working on a new "Mystery" epic:

"Where Have All My Tanks Gone?"