"Have I mentioned that these days if you say you're English, you get arrested and thrown in gaol?"

-looking at the Euros, it might be a good idea.
A crafty England would delete all their passports whilst they were out the country in foreign gaols, removing Englands entire population of balding fat loud drunks in a jiffy. Imagine all the extra room, the peace and quiet, oh and all the votes Farage would lose...