£500,000 for the winner.

And they're all oohing and awing about the facilities. They know where their bread is buttered.

Everybody turns a blind eye to the closet with the whips. Or the hamper basket where they store the chopped off heads and hands.

Tempted to send Ronnie o'Sullivan (my sometime hero) a message to ask him to visit the prisons while he's there.

Sheet, they'll probably be in Israel next year.