It's like some sort of sixth-form rag week skit from a minor public school. Twee, middle-class bollocks.

Being able to recite every word of Cher Lloyd’s X Factor audition.

Arriving in Antalya on your holibobs and confidently ordering: “Dos cervacas poray favoray.”

Referring to Sainsbury’s as “sainy b” or “sainos”.

Referring to Buckingham Palace as “Bucky P” or “Bucko Pal”.

Referring to the pandemic as the “panny d”.

I would consider any two of these as a good reason to murder you and chuck the body in the cut. If you ever say "holibobs" to me instead of holidays I'm dropping the nut on you.

It's not like there's anything important going on they could cover eh?