Smartphone secret conference, Jackson Hole, Wyoming. A thin demented figure, dressed In all black, stands in front of a projected image and holds up a device.

STEVE JOBS: it's a smart bomb, in a smart phone. A smart BOMB in a smart PHONE.

Mounting excitement sweeps the room

STEVE JOBS: Are you getting it? It's a smart bomb in a smartphone!

Massive wave of ecstatic appreciation of the genius....