Here ya go, looks like a fun website, like a small town (city?) Irish version of the Onion with better political awareness:

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https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2024/09/18/confusion-as-military-with-ability-to-kill-individual-fighters-via-pager-explosions-spent-previous-11-months-carpet-bombing-civilians/

Confusion As Military With Ability To Kill Individual Fighters Via Pager Explosions Spent

AFTER AN astonishing operation carried out by Israeli security services in which hundreds if not thousands of alleged Hezbollah fighters have been subjected to pinpoint, individual attacks which saw their pagers explode, many observers have queried why a military force with such precise and targeted capabilities has been carpet bombing civilians relentlessly for the past 11 months.

“Y’know after reading the news on the pager attacks I’m starting to think the systematic cutting off of food, water and electricity, the bombing of schools and refugee camps, the total destruction of thousands upon thousands of homes, the murdering of journalists and aid workers, it wasn’t the only option,” offered an idiot with zero knowledge of the complex and serious business of justified military actions which some people are erroneously calling a ‘terror attack’ or ‘war crime’.

Having at their disposal the vast and far reaching infiltration capabilities that delivered this wave of pager explosions, questions continue to be asked of Israel in the matter of systematically trying to wipe Gaza off the map.

“Oh, so this sort of targeted thing was always an option but indiscriminately murdering 40,000 people and counting was just more fun or something?’ offered one naive, non-military strategist who was foolish enough to presume that killing over 15,000 children never had to happen.

UPDATE: The targeted attacks which have been lauded by security experts the world over and seen Israel praised for their restraint and forbearance have in fact injured many innocent civilians and bystanders.