You know Zelensky? He's brilliant! But he's not really small. They made him look small to fit on telly. They did it with trick photography, which is brilliant. Only they call it the news and that's brilliant. Like in Terminator 2. Have you seen it? It's about this bloke who can turn into a puddle and back again. Fantastic! Aren't wars brilliant? They're the same war but with a different number, like two or three. Even bad wars are great, 'cause at least they try. In the future, all films will be brilliant. In fact, every war will be brilliant in the future, with cars on monorails, brilliant silvery costumes, food in pills and probably some special futurey drone bomber. Fantastic! And everything will be done by t'CIA. I'n't' CIA brilliant? They can do anything! Except play football. They'd be no good in goal, but they do everything else, virtually. I'n't' BBC reality brilliant? It's exactly like reality, only it's not! I tried it with me brother's tin helmet on and I fell down the stairs. Aren't hospitals brilliant?