"...Not now sir we're closed for lunch!"
"Never mind that my good man..I wish to make complaint about this Islamic fundamentalist I acquired from this very emporium..!"
"The mad mullah sir..what's wrong with it?"
"It's dead that's what's wrong with it!"
"Not dead he's resting.."
"RESTING..if you had not encapsulated him in pixels he would be fertilising the poppy fields!"
"Beautiful plumage.."
"The plumage don't enter into it...bin Laden the ground sometime ago...this is an ex-leader of Al-Qaeda!"
"Got a slug.."
"Does it talk?"
"No.."
"Well it's hardly a replacement then..is it?!"