The Barking Yenta would be outraged and be on Morgan's show declaring how it was like Nazi Germany and the holocaust all over again for little "Smelly Buttocks"...ooops, I mean Shmuley Boteach and she should know because she was in the Labour Party under Corbyn and got a letter once, telling her that she really shouldn't go around calling the leader "a fucking antisemite and racist”.
Morgan would be demanding all the other guests to condemn the kids for saying "Smelly Buttocks" and wondering if they had connections to KKHHAAMMAASSS.
Professor Marandi would refuse to do so and try hard not to laugh, despite The Board of Deputies of British Jews calling for the kids involved to be immediately expelled and detained in Belmarsh, without trial, just like they do in Israel, which they remind us, is the only democracy in the Middle East.