I'm fed up waiting for someone to accuse me of conspiracy theorising as I haven't been able to trot out my well-rehearsed spontaneous answer. I think I got this idea from a Rod Stewart song

"The big bosomed lady with the Dutch accent
Who tried to change my point of view
Her ad lib lines were, well rehearsed"

Was the Gleiwitz Radio Station incident a conspiracy?
Was the Wanssee Conference a conspiracy?
Was the Suez Crime a conspiracy?
The Bay of Pigs?
Tonkin Gulf?
The British IMf 'loan' of 1976?
The British collaboration in the Gulf War?