https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/man-arrested-for-anti-paedo-hate
Laura
and Normal Island News
Oct 28, 2025

In a disgusting hate crime, a man has heckled our noble King, just because he happens to have a paedophile brother. We have seen a disturbing rise in anti-paedophilia in recent years from the people who don’t understand the royal family is better than them. It’s fair to say the latest incident was the biggest outrage since a man held up a blank card at the King’s coronation.

During a visit to Lichfield Cathedral, a protester twice asked the King “How long have you known about Andrew and Epstein?” He also asked if Charles ordered police to cover up Prince Andrew’s involvement in the Epstein paedophile ring. To be honest, journalists should be asking these questions, but thankfully, we don’t have a free press in this country.

Impressively, the King kept a cool head as the heckler tried to hold him accountable for protecting a child rapist. Charles calmly asked his guards to drag the man away to the Tower of London to be tortured. Heart-warmingly, I’m told he has been placed on a rack and stretched until his arm- and leg-bones came out of their sockets. It’s only what he deserved.

Obviously, it’s preposterous to suggest the police would cover up for Prince Andrew. Police have explained they can’t investigate crimes like paedophilia when they happen abroad, even though we have jailed Richard Huckle, Trevor Monk, and Richard Burrows for doing a Prince Andrew.

Extraterritorial laws such as Section 72 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 enable us to prosecute such paedophiles, but thankfully, there is a get-out clause for the nation’s favourite child rapist: Prince Andrew has the same magic blood that made Charles “King” and that means the rules don’t apply to him. Aren’t you relieved?

The woke mob has been having another go at Andrew, just because he had friends. This is deeply insensitive considering he no longer has friends. Apparently, they think it was “wrong” for Andrew to host fellow paedophile Jeffrey Epstein at Royal Lodge, just days before his arrest and a mere two months after a warrant had been issued for his sexual assault of a child.

This is a ridiculous criticism because it’s not like Epstein was the only guest at Andrew’s private residence: Harvey Weinstein and Ghislaine Maxwell were there too. The reason was perfectly innocent: they were celebrating the 18th birthday of one of Andrew’s daughters. What do you mean “that makes it even more disturbing?”

Clearly, Epstein wanted one more party with teenage girls before facing the wrath of the law. Paedophilia is technically a crime in the US, even when rich people do it. Thankfully, President Trump is working hard to change that, leaving hope that Ghislaine could one day be pardoned.

Sensibly, Andrew is claiming he wasn’t aware of the arrest warrant for his fellow paedophile because it was such an insignificant matter, it had only been reported worldwide.

Personally, I believe Andrew, but sadly, the King has been buckling to pressure and is considering relegating the nation’s foremost paedophile to a slightly smaller mansion.

Andrew said he is only willing to accept a down-sized mansion if the woman he divorced 29 years ago also gets a mansion. Andrew might have lost some of his titles, but he is still a prince and is therefore entitled to your support, no matter what he does