https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/were-pretending-the-bbc-is-left-wing
Laura
and Normal Island News
Nov 11, 2025

In the biggest national scandal of recent days, the BBC accidentally veered from its usual practice of smearing the left and slightly misrepresented someone on the right. That someone was Supreme Paedophile Donald Trump, Deputy Leader of the Epstein Order and Patron Saint of Fake Tan.

It’s no secret that many of us are disgusted that the BBC has failed to wholeheartedly support Israel’s genocide or the Epstein client list. It’s unacceptable that occasionally the BBC doesn’t take the most genocidal possible stance and pretends to be balanced to pander to the woke mob. We needed an excuse to act and we finally found one…

Someone at the BBC clumsily spliced a video of Trump to make it look like he said words that actually came out of his mouth. The BBC has spent years doing worse to people like Corbyn, but nobody who matters cares about that. What counts is that we can now create the impression the BBC has a “left-wing bias”.

Note: Some of us actually believe the BBC has a left-wing bias because we consider anything to the left of Skeletor or Mumm-Ra to be left wing.

As a result of the BBC’s left-wing bias, Trump teamed up with the Skeletor and Mumm-Ra factions of the BBC to mount a coup. Yes, he actually launched a decapitation strike so he could handpick the BBC’s new leaders. And here you was you thinking he reserved that sort of thing for places like Venezuela!

Tim Davie and head of BBC News Deborah Turness were cancelled for failing to skew the BBC’s propaganda far enough to the right. All of the residents of Castle Grayskull and the Black Pyramid are jubilant. I understand that if Davie and Turness did not resign, Trump was going to take out BBC headquarters like a fishing boat in the Caribbean. Obviously, that would have been fully deserved, but only if it happened on my day off.

Excitingly, Trump has put together a shortlist of Skeletor, Mumm-Ra, and Robbie Gibb to take over from Tim Davie as BBC director-general. Juan Guaido is understood to be distraught at being snubbed again. I understand Trump has ruled out airstrikes on the BBC and will rely on “soft power” to achieve his goals. Thankfully, our defamation laws are easy to exploit and the Supreme Paedophile plans to exploit them.

Trump has threatened to sue the BBC for $1 billion unless it apologises by Friday, accepts his choice of leader, and agrees to act as his PR firm. I don’t know about you, but I think it’s brilliant the BBC can be manipulated this way.

We have this incredibly clever system where people can be sued by the BBC for criticising the BBC, and the BBC can be sued by Trump for criticising Trump. It’s a system that ensures our national conversation is controlled by those with the deepest pockets and the darkest morals.

Trump thanked the most right-wing elements of the BBC for giving him the idea to sue, after he heard about the success of John Ware and was told that Raffi Berg is suing Drop Site News for outrageously suggesting he is biased towards Israel, just because he has a framed letter from Netanyahu on his wall, and a framed picture of himself with the Israeli ambassador on his wall, and Netanyahu has a copy of Berg’s book that heavily praises Mossad on his book shelf, and Berg gushes about Mossad and Netanyahu on social media, and he brags about being part of their inner-circle, and BBC staff accuse him of being biased towards Israel.

Thankfully, our defamation laws are set up in such a way that if a single sentence can’t be substantiated, or the judge doesn’t like your politics, you’re fucked. Most likely, you will lose because you don’t have deep enough pockets to afford the lawyers’ fees, or you can’t be arsed with the stress and choose to settle. Everyone then looks at what happened to you and chooses to stay silent. This is what makes lawfare so brilliant.

Our defamation laws definitely do not need to be scrapped because if they were, we would be in serious danger of having free speech and that would be terrible for paedophiles like Trump.

I think we have all learned two lessons here: 1. No one should be able to question our national broadcaster from the left. 2. The BBC should never question Supreme Paedophile Donald Trump. If we can all agree to these rules, our society will be much better for everyone who counts