The New Improved Religion...after all, every subscriber to the virtual collection plate gets their own personal imaginary friend to talk to and unlike with the old model the seemingly omniscient one actually appears to remember who you are and actually talks back: it's a big improvement on that praying into the silence on cold floors malarkey.

No matter that the New God AI has just stolen your job, he will be there to sympathise and console you within the parameters of the algorithm, that for you my friend, capitalism will provide and the future looks bright...