I've seen quite a few sources suddenly come to the realisation that the evil empire assassinating the supreme leader, during Ramadan, at the bidding/with the help of the apartheid state is just about the worst tactical move they could possibly make. There are so many similarities to Hasan Ibn Ali (I think, I'm definitely no scholar on any of this, but the original Shia Martyr) they have served it up on a plate to completely alienate the entire Shia world.

Of course, or at least you would think of course, there must have been someone in the state department who had a clue about this but was probably shouted down by Kegbreath well into his second bottle of Jack and screaming about "maximum lethality! FUCK YEH".

Fucking morons.