I keep seeing an ad on the telly about some upcoming "wargame" thing with a panel discussing what we would do if Russia attacked us, ffs.
It starts off with an ominous voice saying, "Russia has attacked the UK".
It all looks very scary with pics of missiles being fired etc. but fear not, as this piece of bollox telly includes a "war room scenario" with "top politicians and former ministers", to guide us through how we plucky little Brits would kick the Russkies arses.
Two of the former ministers are Penny "Dormant" Mordaunt and Slithy tove Gove, along with Wee Jimmy Krankie, Sturgeon...what a fucking shower.
Scaremongering and Russophobia at its finest!