-I'm sure we would all be deeply upset if it were to be true...Have Frank Bruno and Andrew Lloyd Webber got any money left? Maybe they could keep their old promises to leave in case the billionaires couldn't fill that boat sailing off into the sunset. Rod Stewart and Jim Davidson could do cabaret for them all with star guests the aspic-pickled wrinkly Rolling Stones...with the magical ghost of Paul Daniels for after-dinner conjuring. -It used to be the Daily Mail & Sun that came out with this one: welcome to Tory tabloid land, Guardian.