Cole Porter's song (for which he wrote both melody and lyrics) sparked a national game of parodies, none better, according to Porter, than Irving Berlin's:
You're the burning heat of a bridal suite in use, You're the breasts of Venus You're King Kong's penis, You're self-abuse.
Review in LRB by John Lahr (Bert Lahr's son) of The Letters of Cole Porter, Yale, £25