P Will-I-Am sits down with the Emir for a five course lunch.
More fossil fuel has been wasted in flying a member of the UK royal family round the planet.
P Andrew will be keeping a low profile and will definitely not be visiting the US in the near future, if ever again. The US equivalent of a subpoena awaits him from five of the victims of Epstein's vile sex ring in which the lying blaggard was involved.