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    Grayzone starts off with an intercepted recording ... Archived Message

    Posted by Tomski on September 24, 2020, 10:33 am




    Kostyukov: Hello, Mr. President. What I can do you for?

    Putin: Admiral, we have big problem and need immediate operation. Aleksey Navalny, you know?

    Kostyukov: Yes, Sir.

    Putin: There is new poll out, his party was at 1%, now his party is at 2%. I won last presidential election by only 76 points. We must eliminate new existential threat to my political survival.

    Kostyukov: Yes, Sir. So how to proceed?

    Putin: After a massive success of Skripal poison operation, perfectly timed ahead of World Cup in Russia, in middle of my global charm offensive, to make whole of Europe hate Russia, we must immediately go back to same playbook.

    Kostyukov: Brilliant idea, Sir.

    Putin: Yes, Admiral. We will deploy chemical weapon that only Soviet Union has manufactured and make sure it is so deadly, it failed to kill Skripal and daughter, and both made full recovery and disappeared in British witness protection.

    Kostyukov: Very intelligent idea, Sir. We must break him.

    Putin: Da! Da! So, we poison Navalny in crowded airport with Novichok, which according to chemical expert will kill everyone in immediate vicinity, but, like with Skripal, this Novichok will somehow kill no one—it instead will make Navalny go into coma. Then, when international community go crazy and demand custody of Mr. “2%” Navalny, we agree to send him to Germany.

    Kostyukov: Germany is great potential economic partner in Nordstream pipeline.

    Putin: Exactamenski, Admiral. If we poison Navalny and make sure he go to Germany, we successfully disrupt our chances of securing vital natural gas pipeline deal with Germany that is critical to Russian national security and economic future.

    Kostyukov: Sir, you are genius. You play three-dimension chess better than the warmongering grifter. . . uhhh. . . what his name?

    Putin: I. . . think you mean. . . uhh. . . Garry Kasparov.

    Kostyukov: Da, da.

    Putin: Sooo. . . where was I? Uh, we poisoned Navalny, put Nordstream deal in danger, hurt credibility of security service and also maybe can help Joseph Biden and. . .

    (The call is interrupted by President Putin’s personal assistant Annushka.)

    H/T MoA

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