Lee Camp: Top 10 People to Blame if Joe Biden Loses (It's Not The Left)Archived Message
Posted by sashimi on October 21, 2020, 10:18 am
(quote) Let's get ready for a blame game. If he loses to one of the most racist, megalomaniacal presidents in history it won't be the Left's fault.
So, Joseph Biden, AKA "Kid Senile," leads in the polls against Donald Trump, AKA "Kid Fascist Lunatic," by such a large margin that it resembles a horse race in which one of the horses is an aged donkey.
Right now, even though the polling does not account for the millions of voters who have been unceremoniously booted from the voter rolls, many people believe Biden is going to become the next drunken pilot of the American Empire - a position which has less power than most people imagine as the Military Industrial Complex and Wall Street roll on undeterred due to their unimaginable inertial force like boulders in an avalanche.
But there are countless reasons Biden could still lose, and even though I generally think the two corporate parties consist of sham snake-oil salesmen dancing with their asses out, I just want to preemptively make it clear who Democrats should blame IF Joe Biden snatches defeat from the jaws of victory.
Because they're going to blame us - those of us who aren't showering praise and love on surly Joe like he's Moses here to lead us to the Promised Land where Kinder Bueno grows on trees and Horny Goat Weed-spiked Red Bull Yellow Edition rains from the skies.