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    Posted by Morrissey on November 22, 2021, 10:46 pm

    The Reagans

    Act 1 Scene 1.
    Rancho del Cielo, California. June 1980.

    RONNIE: [darkly] That mother####er George Bush.

    NANCY: What is it dear?

    RONNIE: The bastard made a crack about Ron Junior being a ballet dancer and about Patti being a goddamn radical lesbian.

    NANCY: [coldly] She IS.

    RONNIE: Well, sugar-plum, I KNOW that. And I know that Ron Junior’s a fairy. But it’s not for gaoddamn George Bush to point it out at a briefing!

    NANCY: Well, why don’t you start taking the fight to George Bush for God’s sake!

    RONNIE: How, honeybun?

    NANCY: Well, attack him by attacking his family!

    RONNIE: Barbara? Awwww, now, sugar, you know I haven’t attacked any woman since Ethel Rosenberg ---

    NANCY: No, you DUNDERHEAD! I mean, attack that idiot son of his.

    RONNIE: Which one?

    NANCY: George Junior, you senile old fool! The one they call Dubya! The one who went AWOL during the Vietnam War.

    RONNIE: The deserter?

    NANCY: Yes!

    RONNIE: Oh I couldn’t do that, Nancy!

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