Re: New Monarch, new way of doing things - one of the best things on facefarts for a while Archived Message
Posted by Ed Sleeping in the Hedge.... on September 11, 2022, 1:17 am, in reply to "New Monarch, new way of doing things - one of the best things on facefarts for a while"
Dear King Charles III, thank you so much for your offer, but speaking for myself and so many other homeless people, we would love to remember in an act of respect to your beloved mother by keeping her policy of keeping your hundreds of rooms in your castles and palaces just for yourselves! We are quite happy sleeping and freezing in the streets as your former mummy liked. We, like the rest of the nation, are too engulfed by grief at the moment to even think where our next cardboard box is coming from...luckily we don't have to think about those insignificant energy bill increases! Lovely to know you are thinking of us my king...just like your mum...gawd bless her!
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