"After much soul-searching I, Stephen Colbert, am banning Kanye West from the Ed Sullivan Theatre." Archived Message Posted by Morrissey on December 1, 2022, 10:29 pm STEPHEN COLBERT: Welcome to the Late Show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. AUDIENCE: Hurrah! STEPHEN COLBERT: A lot of big stories to talk about tonight but first I have a big announcement to make. After much thought and soul searching soul-searching I, Stephen Colbert, am banning Kanye West from the Ed Sullivan Theatre. AUDIENCE: Hooray! Yay! STEPHEN COLBERT: Have to! I have to! AUDIENCE: Hooray! [cheering continues for extended time] STEPHEN COLBERT: Line in the sand! In fact, as host of the Late Show my jurisdiction extends into the northern half of Times Square--- AUDIENCE: Ha ha ha ha ha! STEPHEN COLBERT: and I am banning Kanye from coming north of Bubba Gum Shrimp AUDIENCE: Ha ha ha ha! Hooray! STEPHEN COLBERT: Okay, I HAVE to! Have to! [Guitarist plays a light jazzy lick to enhance the mood] STEPHEN COLBERT: Stay outa Times Square! He's been creepin' out the Elmos, and they've seen a LOT, already! AUDIENCE: Ha ha ha ha ha! STEPHEN COLBERT: And ---I just wanna take a moment here and just point out that this next part is the courageous part--- I'm also ending all of our high profile collabs, including but not restricted to our collection of spreadable jams.... ad nauseam... Message Thread: "After much soul-searching I, Stephen Colbert, am banning Kanye West from the Ed Sullivan Theatre." - Morrissey December 1, 2022, 10:29 pm Although I will still welcome good people, such as the Clinton family, the Obamas, Bill - STEPHEN COLBERT December 1, 2022, 10:43 pm You are on the roll M - Tomski December 2, 2022, 1:07 am Okay, here's the elevator pitch... - Morrissey December 2, 2022, 4:29 am Re: Okay, here's the elevator pitch... - Dovetail Joint December 2, 2022, 7:33 am Re: Okay, here's the elevator pitch... - Raskolnikov December 2, 2022, 7:46 am Letterman was funnier and quicker of thought than Colbert, but just as much a tool. - Norrissey December 2, 2022, 7:51 am One interesting side effect of this Kanye noise - Raskolnikov December 2, 2022, 9:01 am   Searching