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    Norm: "There are three things I will miss when I pass". Archived Message

    Posted by Der on December 22, 2022, 6:50 pm, in reply to "Merry Xmas from Norm Finkelstein"

    Nope. When you pass you will miss feck all. You won't be lying in the ground lamenting the lack of anything. Or in a crematorium or its environs, either.

    Reminds me of a Polish friend who sprinkled her boyfriend's ashes in the park and visited every week. One day she saw a little robin there and thought that was yer man come back. The following week there was a dog turd there. No idea what story she made up to explain that.

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