Ey up... 📂 Archived Message Posted by Morrissey on August 16, 2025, 7:58 am 1.) "Let's face it Betty, when it comes to bar staff, Jack Duckworth is hardly the crème de la crème, is he." --- Hilda Ogden 2.) "Rita, would you please RESTRAIN your strange sense of humour and stop telling people that I drink eight gins." --- Mavis Reilly 3.) Vera unexpectedly enters the Rover's: JACK: [drinking an ale] Ay up, here's me minder. VERA: I thought you were 'ere to work, not to prop t' bar up. JACK: I've been slaving away all morning. The grateful management has decided to reward me with a free pint. 4.) CHARLIE: I'm in court on an assault charge tomorrow. I wondered if you'd like to be a character witness. DEIRDRE: I'll be witness to the fact you're a violent, dangerous thug. https://x.com/LMAsaysno/status/1834316069118640396 Message Thread: Ey up... - Morrissey August 16, 2025, 7:58 am "But Brian! What about Gail and 't' baby?"....nm - Keith-264 August 16, 2025, 10:18 am Ey up...what's all this about, Ashley? I say, what's all this about? (nm), - Ed August 16, 2025, 1:23 pm Rita???!!! She's all fur coat and no knickers -- Eno Sharples - scrabb August 16, 2025, 1:41 pm Re: Rita???!!! She's all fur coat and no knickers -- ENA Sharples - scrabb August 16, 2025, 1:42 pm I liked Eno! (nm) - Ed August 16, 2025, 6:26 pm My favourite : ) - t August 16, 2025, 7:26 pm He also participated in producing this .. - t August 16, 2025, 9:05 pm He's also the subject of one of HMHB's greatest lines - RaskolnikovX August 17, 2025, 3:54 pm « Index   Searching